I don’t want to insult you but, I would rather get a maple syrup enema and...– Charlie -two and a half men
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
carrotkid: They expect my reaction to be something like: When really, my reaction is something like:
you know this song. every word. ...
Well I’m going to smoke my lovely midnight cigarettes and then I’m going to bed THANK YOU TUMBLR!!! GOOD NIGHT!
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Starting my Indiana Jones Marathon 3, 2, 1…...
"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting...
ihaveaproblemwithyoursolution: Yea Mom, I am.